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We traveled far and wide in search for answers to the timeless philosophical query, “How do you like them Apples? What we discovered was horrifying, and many of us who set out were never to be seen again. But amidst a gruesome trail of mutilated iPhones, iPods, iMacs, and iBooks, we found our answers.

 

iBook, RIP

Good old fashioned book burning.

Look for Ray Bradbury’s upcoming bestseller, Fahrenheit 491

Rage against the machine! Many iBooks were injured in the filming of this next video.

 

iMac, RIP

This driver failed to notice the “iMac Crossing” sign on the side of the road

“I REGRET NOTHIiiinnnggg!!!!!”

iPod, RIP

The following contains scenes which may be disturbing to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

iPhone, RIP

Battered, beaten and blended.

 

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4 Responses to “Smashing Apples: How to Kill your iPhone, iPod, iMac…”

  1. Carl Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Watching those kids destroy the computers makes me sick! Computers cost money, and kids these days have no appreciation for the amount of work it taks to afford nice stuff. Bunch of animals.

  2. PaulBiz Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Hey genius! If you pay real close attention you’ll notice that EVERY VIDEO DEMONSTRATES SENSELESS DESTRUCTION!!! I’ve often wanted to throw my computer out the window, but some people have too much time and money on their hands for their own good.

  3. Orka Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 12:54 am

    Could you just imagine if all of those ppl would have used a PC on Windows…

  4. George Bush Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    You should try the same thing with stupid ppl from my country. Help reduce crime in this country.

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